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15 Reasons Why I Stopped Watching Nigeria Movies [Must Read]

Published by on February 17th, 2020.


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Nigerian movies are known to be creative, epic, funny, romantic, herbalistic (lol) and sometimes they can be annoying. Yes they can be, i have taken time to compile some funny reasons why people decided to stop watching Nigerian movies but they still watch it.
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree
I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying “My son I’m happy to see you”
I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it’s safe to cross the road
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say “you know how much your family wants to have a male son” WTF! A Female son ni.
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone’s food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.
When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying
I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House
I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement ‘the man dat u murdered is dead’.
I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet
Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she’s pregnant. That’s the only way they know how to portray pregnancy
“35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive
saw a movie recently, and they wrote “14 years ago” trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

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